The Grinch who stole Christmas. Oh No!
Grinch: Just in time for Christmas my dubious Democrats and Republicans on the Hill. It’s your time and responsibility to show your worth to the American people. Americans elected you for one purpose and only one purpose alone; to pass and implement laws so all Americans can prosper. Now what do you say? Let’s get this show on the road and make 2018 even better than 2017.
Yes, I’m fully aware that Jeff Sessions along with Rod Rosenstein deserve a little visit from the ghost of the Christmas past. Hillary and Obama and their gang of criminals broke every rule including throwing the American people along with our Nationl Security under the bus. Did she really expect to get away with this?
What’s that? You don’t say! No, I don’t believe I’ve been there and I can tell you with certainty I haven’t been invited to one of those hoity-toity evening elitists engagements. Well, you might talk me into it as long as I can bring my entourage, my smile and absolutely fantastic presence. No, I’m not modest but I can tell you I’m absolutely delighted to be ALIVE and having the time of my life.
I’m the Grinch and yes I’m entitled to feel cocky and chivalrous once a year and remind those politicians to WAKE UP and smell more than the Starbucks coffee and do their jobs. Of course I’m not greedy. Mainstream media printed all that fake news about President Trump and myself not to get elected; but we had a plan. I was his hidden campaign manager. I worked my magic behind the scenes. What’s that? Well let’s just say I did an incredible amount of research and these were brave and objective journalists sharing and spilling all the beans regarding the last Presidency and are still spilling the unbelievable truth. Lucky for us! I wasn’t about to let the big bad greedy person win this election, who at one time stole the China from the White House, I guess to sell it on e-bay. Well, in this case, it was the knave who pranced all over the US portraying herself as a human rights advocate and most of Hollywood’s talented backing her lies and corruption. I don’t believe any of these people can read. But you could prove me wrong and start this very minute.
Yes, 2015 through 2016 was our longest and trying years. President Trump put the pedal to medal and showed our Congress members a thing or two about saving and most importantly protecting this country and the American people. Rocket man is acting up again, trying to spoil American’s Christmas and New Year 2018. I offered myself to President Trump, to have a heart to heart with Mr. Kim Jung-Un. So we wait patiently for China to step into the picture and increase the pressure NOT TO GO TO WAR!
Why Lord? Did I get the most prettiest little girl to charm me off my usual dialogue for Christmas. She isn’t even afraid of me? This isn’t fun anymore.
God: Now stop feeling sorry for yourself and get in there and shine like only the Grinch can…giving you these little pep talks is happening too frequently. Come on, let’s get with the program. It’s Christmas after all and get a hair cut; for Christ’s sake!
Grinch: What did you say?
Little Girl: You need a time out and maybe a nap.
Grinch: Let’s get something straight, missy, you’re in my neck of the woods and I am Numero Uno.
Little Girl: Por Que Stas Tan Malo?
Grinch: What did you say? Oh now you’re trying to show off; Huh.
Grinch: Ha! Ha! Ha! I often think of all those who made fun of me back in the day. And Looook! at me now. Look who’s famous and will remain famous; FOREVER?
Little Girl: Is that a picture of you when you were a baby, you were so cute.
Grinch: Yes it was. As a matter of fact, ToysRUs is offering Baby Grinch and their selling fast; I get a cut and donate it to the homeless organizations that haven’t forgotten the people most in need. Yes, at one time we were all adorable! Then we grow up and have to decide whether we stay adorable, reasonable, loving, patient, giving, understanding, agreeable, hopeful, compassionate, peaceful and happy etc…
God: Aren’t you a little too big for that car?
Grinch: Could you give me a brake? We are trying to film a scene here. Now you made me forget my lines?
Grinch: Now don’t I feed you well? Surprise you for Christmas with all your favorite biscuits and toys. What does it take for you to bark and warn me of some cute little stranger danger who is lurking in our neck of woods. I can’t do all the work for Christmas! It’s exhausting to take all the toys from all those cute little munchkins and then we have to go through the whole trouble of returning them back their Christmas.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all. ~ Natalie
