If I could translate what Pebbles the cockatoo is saying to her owner while he is taking to destroying Pebbles Cage.
“Now where in the Blank am I going to sleep?”
“What the Blank is wrong with you?”
“What did you have in your coffee this morning?”
“This was your idea and today you’ll have to buy me another cage even bigger and more expensive.”
“Are you out of mind? I knew I was the sane one between you and I.”
For Pebbles owner this was supposed to be a moment of celebration and freeing, Pebbles NO MORE CAGE!